long time no see!
bad grammar, awkward construct.
Your presence, makes linguists cry fault,
as sands in their eyes,
or eye middle nail – 眼中釘
Contradicting to experts,
I found familiar,
I found longing.
More than often I found laughter.
Dear to my heart as
holding bowl of hot porridge in cold winter,
hugging a teddy bear found on a maroon island.
watching a rerun on a dateless night.
You are to language as
California cuisine to food,
curry pizza,
kimchi burritos,
fish and chips con sriracha sauce.

Many hats you wear indeed,
hungry? order
the Shrimp fucks the cabbage 虾干白菜
not
shrimp and cabbage stir fry
– Food Critic.

nature call? be bold.
Go straight on public 公厠出門直走
needless to look for restrooms
-Life Coach.

horny? practice safe sex.
dried hand literally is 干后
fuck queen

– Sex Educator.

and many many more.
Indisputably you are a comedian above all!
Cheering you on, I shout
Add oil add oil! – 加油加油!
go chinglish go!